- "For someone who was never meant for this world...I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving. Maybe I'm going home."
- "The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo."
- "That must be Nigel with the brie."
- "I know that's your camera, sir, but technically, that's my film."
- "Where's my tea!?"
- "Just hoping."
- "Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."
- "And what does that make me? Saint Francesca, patron saint of horny teenagers?"
- "Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters? "
- "Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile."
- "You-you're the guys that think this shit up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight boy scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?"
- "A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."
- "I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. "
- "We are having macaroni tonight, that means garlic bread, YES!!!!"
- "First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."
- "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things."
- "Everything's going to change now isn't it?"
- "And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free."
- "My sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away and then the baby lost all its legs and it's arms and now its nothing but a stump, but I still take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy."
- "How could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Quote Game Extravaganza Part: 2
Yes! It's here once again, the Quote Game Extravaganza! So this time will be twice as big and hopefully twice as tricky! (I threw in a couple easy ones!) :) Leave me your guesses in the comments!
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