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Sunday, May 26, 2013

Quote Game Extravaganza Part: 2

Yes! It's here once again, the Quote Game Extravaganza! So this time will be twice as big and hopefully twice as tricky! (I threw in a couple easy ones!) :) Leave me your guesses in the comments! 
  1. "For someone who was never meant for this world...I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving. Maybe I'm going home."
  2. "The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo."
  3. "That must be Nigel with the brie."
  4. "I know that's your camera, sir, but technically, that's my film."
  5. "Where's my tea!?"
  6. "Just hoping."
  7. "Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."
  8. "And what does that make me? Saint Francesca, patron saint of horny teenagers?"
  9. "Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters? "
  10. "Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile."
  11. "You-you're the guys that think this shit up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight boy scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?"
  12. "A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."
  13. "I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. "
  14. "We are having macaroni tonight, that means garlic bread, YES!!!!"
  15. "First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."
  16. "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things."
  17. "Everything's going to change now isn't it?"
  18. "And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doing it so much, I cut that grass for free."
  19. "My sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away and then the baby lost all its legs and it's arms and now its nothing but a stump, but I still take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy."
  20. "How could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

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